31 Jan Rihanna “Gets Milk?”

Pop Diva Rhianna is the latest celeb to jump on the “Got Milk?” band wagon. It seems like the ads are more becoming about the celebrities and less about the actual milk. I get the feeling that when these A-Listers talks to their agents, their like, “Gawd, I can’t wait to get that Got Milk campaign..mymilk mustache ad is gonna look so much more hotter than Carrie Underwod’s.”

All of the huge A list celebrities are actually taking us for fools. They expect us to believe that they really drink and love milk this much? Oh yes, they believe in milk sooooo much that they have to make this prestigious list of celebs who get to wear that frothy dumb milk mustache. They are getting paid close to $25,000 and getting millions of dollars worth of publicity. Okay, so yes the ads are shot by The Great One , Annie Leibovitz , so it makes it pop art, not just an ad about milk. That part I adore. But knowing that hundreds of celebrities tried unsuccessfully to be included in the campaign tells me there is something much bigger going on here besides milk.

It just seems so transparent. My favorite supermodel Naomi Campbell was the the first ad to appear, she wore a tight “little black dress” that barely contained her, and because she was the first she gets a pass. Everyone from David Beckham, Alex Rodriguez, Sasha Cohen, Freddy Adu, Elizabeth Hurley, Carrie Underwood, Kelly Clarkson, Tyra Banks, Dr. Phil, and God knows who else has appeared in these cheesey ads…